Arrived safely in London on Saturday, although a bit crazed. The flight itself was uneventful. Saw a bit of the Irish coast, pretty beaches. Clouds over most everything else. Thought to myself that the Irish Coast was looking like a better pick. Of course many beaches look better from 30,000 feet than they do from 6 feet, so I don’t know.
When we got within spitting distance of London (1:30 PM local time), the pilot announced that we’d do a circle while waiting for a runway. Got a nice view, finally down low enough that clouds weren’t a problem. Saw a bridge, a ferris wheel (county fair this week?), lots of buildings and fields and stuff. Then we landed, and the real fun began. There was no room at the terminal, so they parked the plane out in the boonies and drove a ramp up to it. A steep, leaky (it was raining), wet ramp. At the bottom there was a bus. Standing room only ride to the terminal, then the long walk to Immigration and a line as bad as any DMV office I’ve ever been to. By 3PM, I was out of Immigration and on my way to baggage claim. Hung out for awhile, no bags. About 3:30 they announced that the baggage would be delayed a bit due to a shortage of “baggage tugs.” They continued making announcements about other problems every few minutes, and it was about 4:15 before I had suitcase in hand for Customs. Oddly enough, Customs was the easiest part of the whole terminal experience.
The next hurdle was transportation. I decided to go with a coach (something between a bus and a Super Shuttle), and then meet Notaw at the train station. The alternatives involved taking the Underground with several transfers, and after pretty much 24 hours awake (with only an hour or so of semi-napping on the plane) I was in no shape to navigate that. But to take a coach, I had to find the central bus station. Only took me about 45 minutes to get there, and another 45 minutes spent waiting for the coach. Then an hour or so in hellish traffic to get to Victoria. Easy!
Digression time: if you’ve every played a slot machine in Vegas, you’re ready to play the English equivalent: pay phones. The stickers on them make outlandish claims about 60p for 20 minutes. They lie. I made a call at the aiport to report my arrival. Put in 60p, dial, and after 30 seconds it starts blinking “out of time” messages. Keep feeding it money to get more time. An almost constant stream of coins. And just like Vegas, when you run out of money the fun is over. If you plan to ever need a phone here, you better bring a few rolls of coins.
Anyway, I made it to Victoria sometime after 6, met up with Notaw, and took a series of tubes and busses to his place. Got settled in, had a beer. Amazingly, I was recovered enough to venture out again for some drinking with his friends later Saturday night. Or maybe I was in a weakened mental state and just stupid, I don’t know. Walk-bus-train-train-train-walk to bar #1 in north London. The kind of bar that stops serving at 11. Beer and Walk-walk to bar #2. Beer-beer. And back to Brixton. Buuuuuuuuuuus-walk. Sleep-sleep-sleep.